Once turning my monitor on, the neon glow in the darkness overtook me and once again I was transformed into "hutch/hutchy" (my online persona). I opened up my chat client that I keep logged on to SuperChat, and there was no apparent action there, RLD was fast asleep, so I opened my client for Undernet, and there was some senseless chatter going on there but of no interest to me. Play and mregit where fast asleep as far as I could tell.
'Lo and behold I opened up my NewNet client thinking surely there would be one of my friends awake to talk to... Usually Artemis is awake and doing something online, but this night I arrived just in time to see that he had to go in to work and start the billing cycle. As a last ditch effort, while still looking at my NewNet chat client, I decided I would open up the window for #Idleland and see what was going on in there. Nope, no one talking. Everyone was asleep and I found myself all alone. But wait! Something caught my eye! The channel topic! (For those who don't know, on IRC you join a channel/room and you can make it have a topic. This is typically, but not always, a brief dicription of what the channel is about.)
The channel topic is usually subjected to the posting of URL's of interesting or funny websites. And tonight to my delight the topic was: "FlaBoys birthday August 31st!! KILL KILL -- http://www.ratemybreasts.com" Yes of course I wish FlaBoy a happy Bday, but bewbs! There was a URL for boobies. And I had a hankering for some honking mammarys.
Being of the adventurous type that I am, I decided I would pay a visit upon this boobie website and see what it was all about. Once there I saw that it was a site for amature photo's. Women could submit their topless photo and have their breast judge/rated. It was after midnight. The wife and kids were fast asleep so what's the harm, right? I'm a mature (sometimes) 31 year old man after all... I can do this responsibly, or can I? .... So my story begins......